Oh, Pine & Lime, trying so hard to be the edgy brand that everyone thinks is "quirky," but really you're just Hallmark's rebellious little cousin who discovered Canva and slapped on a "unique" font. "Roasted… with love"? Please, that's about as daring as a spoon. You're not roasting anyone; you're gently patting them on the back with a compliment disguised as a "burn." And that name—Pine & Lime? I can't tell if I'm supposed to feel refreshed or be worried about mosquitoes. You sound more like a low-rent tiki bar than a "meaningful gift" company. Let's be real, you're the brand people go to when they forgot their anniversary and need something that screams, "I didn't put any thought into this, but it's kinda cute, right?" Congrats on being the gift that people forget about the moment they unwrap it. Keep hustling.